Im back to Kuching!!!!! But sadly,now, i miss KL…i mis my frenz back there and the food and my workplace and mostly, MELACCA….
Its a Wednesday…..and here were the episodes before i came back.
Monday : Okay, tomorrow, im supposed to ship my car back to kuching. Pack, pack , pack….den, realised Car Green Card GONE!!!!!!!!! Aaaahhhh….screams, screams and screams more…PANIC, PANIC….browse thru every item…Unpack, UNpack, Unpack! DIE!!!!!
12 midnight : close to tears….drive to police station to lodge a report. Bla bla bla, xplain situation to police after he ignored me for half an hour….den go back and sleep.
Tuesday : 8.30am, went back to police station to endorse my report….to endorse my report, i had to pay a processing fee or sum sort wich costs RM2.
Mel : Here sir (i handed over a RM10 note)
Male Officer : Ape pagi pagi ni bagi nota besar. Tiade nota kecik ke??? ( His face like shit wan)
Mel : *innocent* Benar benar takde tuan….
Male officer : Pergi cari le…
The police station was isolated with no shoplots nearby…and if i had to break the change, i had to turn a huge round! No way hose’!
I looked aorund, there were two officers around, a male and a female
MeL : *turning to the Female officer* KAK, ade duit pecah ke?
Female officer : Tak DE!
MeL : *turning to the other male officer* Bang, ade duit pecah ke ?
Other Male officer : Tak De laaaH!
I was really fucked up and chissed offffffff….wTF!!!
MeL : Macam mane ni? Benar benar tak de….
Male officer : CAri LE!
Fine!!!! Ask me to cari, okay, i’ll CARI for you!!!
I knew i had a compartment where i kept all my 1 cent coins in my car…so i took out all of it to make RM2!
When i went back into the station, the male officer was no where to be seen…so i passed all the many many many many cents to the femal officer.
Female officer : *in shock with mouth wide open* YaRABI! Ape ni?
MeL : Hey, u asked me to CARI, so i cari le! Take it or LEAVE it!
*STOMPS out of the station*
" TIU LEI MA HAI, u no-use officers"
Yet, ur motto is Cepat, Cekap, and donno wats the other one….but u fulfill non! GOTO HELL!!!!!!!!
Instead, it shud be LAMBAT, Celaka….u know the drill..
Next….i headed to JPJ…OMG…i tink i was really having a bad bay…
bla bla bla, i had to see some pegawai…
I xplained my situation,
MeL: Conclusion, green card is gone, i nid to go bac tomolo, car under dad’s name, but dad’s in Sabah, financing bank in Kuching and IM herE!
Pegawai : Moi, moi…you buat i pening la…kenapa satu sini, satu sana dan berate rate tempat???
MEL: GGGGGggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
U know, its a gud thing i din say, owh, im here, my dad’s in Japan and my mom’s in Indon and my financing bank is in Myanmar….
Anyways, im back here adi….things all settled….NO THANKS TO ANYONE of the officers…and i have oni one word for u ppl who do ur work like shit…
TIU LEI MA HAI!!!!!
hahahaha!