BuTteRfLY_PrInCeSs

I remembered i used to watch this really lame cartoon-like series in MTV, "Beavis & Butt-Head" , advices from two boys who really "need it"…i a BOOK! Entitled - Chicken Soup for the Butt…

Why ? If you can’t score with chicks, and get them laid, they advise ppl to read their book! Ppl wonder why their book is called Chicken Soup for the Butt, well, they said , when ppl feel bad, they eat chicken soup or something so they can get better, but acording to this two lame dudes, when they feel bad, their butt hurts…so lo and behold , came the title of the book.

There’s a section in the book whereby you can ask Beavis and Butt-Head for advice. One lame example ;

Dear Beavis & Butt-Head,

My best friend just started seeing this guy and now i never see her. What should i do, i feel all alone now.

                                                           Lonely  &    Vulnerable

Dear Lonely & Vulnerable ,

Uh, i have no idea what the hell you’re talking about , coz my best friend is Beavis and like , that could never happen to me , coz Beavis is never gonna score with anybody.

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Shut up fartnocker! You’re ruining my chances with this chick. She’s like, horny and vulnerable and stuff. I was gonna tell her to come over and do it with me.

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Uh huh huh huh yeah , that’s a good idea, But my advice is for her to do Big Daddy Butt-Head, not Beavis.

                                                  Beavis & Butt-Head.

OMG!!!!!!! I wouldn’t ask them ANYTHING!

Anoder thing in their book says something about "Ass-trology"…

Cancer - The sign of people who smoke, like the Malboro man and that Smokey Bear Guy.

Leo - This is like, the sign of chicks that are in love with er, LEOnardo Di Caprio…

Virgo - The sign of people who have never "done it"…like virgin like Beavis…it’s his sign.

Sagittatius - This is a sign of ppl who kick ass then kick summo ass. Most Saggitarius are in Prison.

Gosh…and they say my sign , Libra are signs of chicks who doesn’t wear BRA! OWH!!! I SO DO wear them!

Next , " BEauty is only Skin Deep "

Everyone wants to change the way they look. If they scored with a fat chick ;

• you don’t have to buy a couch, coz u can sti anywhere on her big fat butt.
• you can hide food and stuff, like turkey or a sandwich in the folds of her stomach
• when she’s hungry, you don’t have to choose between nachos and pizza, you can have BOTH!
• there’s more room to love, alot more!
• bigger thingees!
• you can use her belly as a food tray!
• you don’t have to worry about gangstas cos you’ve got a summo wrestler-like gf nex to ya!

Yeap, there’s more in the book, and funny pictures too…read it on ur own accord, cos its making my brain haywire now…with fartknocks and poop, from their asses! Haha!

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